If You Were A Smurf- Visit the Smurf Name Generator

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By Jools99

If You Were A Smurf - Visit The Smurf Name Generator

Love them or loathe them, these little blue critters never seem to go away

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You know for sure that at some point a TV or film executive will be clearing out a loft sometime and uncover an old Papa or Baby Smurf, rub his chin fiendishly and say "I've just had a brilliant idea." Yeah, of course you have - more 80s crud, just what we need!


Just been watching the rugby on TV, French rugby fans dressed as Smurfs - the Name Generator needs to include a 'translate' button.


Films, TV n Stuff

One can only imagine the money generated by these little falsetto-voiced mis-shapes.

Film 1965 - the foreign language classic, Les Aventures des Schtroumpfs" (I kid you not - my parenthesis, not the film's). Gross=...yes.

TV 1981 -NBC ran a Hanna Barbera series which was finally taken off the air in 1989. Eight years of smurfitude. Dear Me, we watched anything in those days.

DVD Series releases have continued sporadically for the last 2 decades and in Australia they even created a 'Smurfettes' series (vertically challenged smurfs?), they stopped selling these in the mid 1990s.

Film 2011 - A 3D version of The Smurfs comes to our screens starring Neil Patrick Harris etc.

On the back of the film release, the Aussies and Warner Brothers start to remarket the DVDS, not in series but as single episodes (presumably inspired by greed and a desire to rip off children).

And go and check out ebay...everybody else has been raking through bags of their kids old stuff in the loft in search of Smurfy Bullion!

Neil Patrick Harris , "I needed the money but I'm more of a gonk fan to be honest."
Neil Patrick Harris , "I needed the money but I'm more of a gonk fan to be honest."

Smurf Yourself

I like this site.

You put in your name and it tells you what you'd be called if you were a smurf....and no I'm not 'Cynical Smurf', I am Bipartisan Smurf.

Here's the link, discover your true smurfiness......

Here are the Smurf Names of Other famous people:-

Barack Obama - Flashy Smurf

Colonel Gadafi - Crazy Smurf

Angelina Jolie -Narcoleptic Smurf

Robert Deniro -Strange Smurf

Neil Patrick Harris - Sweet-Toothed Smurf (he's in the film so I included him).

You get the picture, so go and Smurf Yourself, your friends, your family, your workmates. It's addictive, even if you think Smurfs are silly.

There's another 'word friendly' smurf name generator here for the young and innocent.



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Comments

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KoffeeKlatch Gals Level 6 Commenter 5 weeks ago

I had fun reading your hub. I have always liked the smurfs. I even tried your link to find out what my name would be if I were a smurf. My smurf name would be Flashy Smurf - I like it.

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Jools99 Hub Author 5 weeks ago

Flashy Smurf - many thanks for your comment :o)

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DanaTeresa Level 5 Commenter 3 weeks ago

Oh this is Fantastic! I love smurfs! and name generators. They are both so much fun.

~ Naughty Smurf ;) aka Paranoid Smurf (how do they know I'm naghty!)

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Jools99 Hub Author 3 weeks ago

Dana, Naughty Smurf is a good one. My friend once got Megatron Smurf and another got Penile Dysfunction Smurf, oh dear!

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